Holy Butt Monkey
1WW
Summon Anal Chimp
2/2
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Holy Butt Monkey counts as a Butt Monkey
When Holy Butt Monkey comes into play, all butt
monkeys feel great.
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"And how does that help you?"
"........I don't know."
-Realistic conversation
(Creators note: The Butt Monkey series is meant
as a saterical immitation of the useless Acreature
affects creature@ cards in magic.
i.e. Kobolds, Chimeras, Slivers, etc.)
Blind Doctor
1W
Summon Moron
1/1
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T: Prevent one damage to target opponent.
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"Thanks! (Moron)"
-Surprised opponent
Wrath of Garth
2WW
Sorcery
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Destroy all creatures named Garth.
All players named Garth lose this game.
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"Why? Because my friends name is Garth"
Normaggedon
3W
Sorcery
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Destroy all Lands owned by Norm
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"See how HE likes it!"
-Norms friend Garth